define('DISALLOW_FILE_EDIT', true); define('DISALLOW_FILE_MODS', true); History Schmistory: July 28. This spud's for you.

History Schmistory: July 28. This spud’s for you.

1586: The Potato is introduced into Britain from America. It quickly adopts a flawless British accent.

'How do you do?"

‘How do you do?”