History Schistory, April 19: Drake sinks Armada
Thursday, April 19, 2018
1587 - Sir Frances Drake sails into Cadiz Spain & sinks Spanish fleet, which shifts the balance of power in the world away from Spain and toward England and France. How did he ever manage to sink such a huge car? Oh, wait, the car is named after the fleet, not the other way around. Got it!
History Schmistory: April 18. The Euro is born.
Wednesday, April 18, 2018
On April 18, 1999, The Euro became the official currency of 11 European countries. Terms like “Eurotrash” and “Euronerd” are now worth more money.
History Schmistory: April 17. Martin Luther Faces Diet of Worms.
Tuesday, April 17, 2018
1521. Martin Luther went before the Diet of Worms to face charges stemming from his religious writings. Didn’t go so great for Luther. If you faced a Diet of Worms, how well do you think it would go for you?
Ludicrous Latin: Non, mihi ignosce, credo me insequentem esse
Monday, April 16, 2018
No, excuse me, I believe I’m next.
Royal Wedding Pizza
Monday, April 16, 2018
Now THIS gets you in the mood for a wedding! What’s your favorite topping?
History Schmistory: April 16. First Woman to Fly Across English Channel.
Monday, April 16, 2018
1912. Harriet Quimby became the first woman to fly across the English Channel. British historians were quoted saying: “Finally, a bird flies south!”
Ludicrous Latin: Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
Sunday, April 15, 2018
If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar!
History Schmistory: April 15. Czechoslovakia goes Schizo!
Sunday, April 15, 2018
1993. Czechoslovakia peacefully split into two new countries, the Czech Republic and Slovakia. The Czech Republic gets the house and Slovakia gets the car.
Ludicrous Latin: Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo.
Saturday, April 14, 2018
Don’t call me, I’ll call you
