Deadword of the Day: Restial

Restial: A fee for burial within Church grounds, including a bell-tolling charge.

As in: The corpse was lucky he kept his restial with him at all times.

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Ludicrous Latin: hilares sunt cameli

Camels are hilarious.
 

Deadword of the Day: Prinkle

Prinkle:  The sensation of hair standing on end.

As in: I can definitely feel the prinkle.
 

Deadword of the Day: Ugsum

Ugsum: Another great alternative to “terrible”.

As in: It has been a terrible, horrible, ugsum, very bad day.

Deadword of the Day: Jarkman

Jarkman: A self-educated person from a lower social class.

As in: …Uh …Say, anybody seen that new Hugh Jarkman flick?
 

 

Ludicrous Latin: Veni, vidi, vici

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Deadword of the Day: Seeksorrow

Seeksorrow: Describes a person who finds some form of enjoyment out of being incurably miserable.

As in: The typically seeksorrow musician decided it might be time to make a comedy album.

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Deadword of the Day: Blatterations

Blatterations: Senseless roaring or screaming as a histrionic attempt to annoy.

As in: I don’t care who you are, cease the blatterations and say the lines properly!
 

Deadword of the Day: Ostentiferous

Ostentiferous: That which brings monsters or other strange and dangerous creatures.

As in: Looks like an ostentiferous version of “Lost”. I’m in!
 

Deadword of the Day: Tantrels

Tantrels: Incurably lazy people.

As in: The tantrels are everywhere, and they seem to be multiplying!

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