History Schmistory, June 25: There’s Hope for a Magical Pope!
Wednesday, June 25, 2025
253Â –Â St. Lucius I began his reign as Catholic Pope. This was before he fell in love with the dark arts & started working for Voldem…I mean, You-Know-Who!
What do you mean I can’t bring my wand to church?
History Schmistory, June 24: Dance Dance Revolution!
Tuesday, June 24, 2025
1374Â –Â A sudden outbreak of St. John’s Dance caused people in the streets of Aachen, Germany, to experience hallucinations and begin to jump and twitch uncontrollably until they collapse from exhaustion.This phenomena, know as “Dancing Mania” spread throughout Europe over the next few decades.
And still continues to effect “victims” all over the world today…
History Schmistory: June 23. Frrreeeedooooooom!!!
Monday, June 23, 2025
1314: Battle of Bannockburn begins. With the losses of great patriots like Andrew de Moray and William Wallace still weighing heavily on their hearts, Robert the Bruce leads his troops to victory, winning Scottish Independence from England, and an Oscar for Mel Gibson.
“My BraveHeart” by Loren Kerns / CC BY
History Schmistory, June 22: Hey! That’s My Bay!
Sunday, June 22, 2025
1611Â –Â Henry Hudson was set adrift in Hudson Bay by mutineers on his ship, the Discovery, & was never seen again.
Mwuahahahah!
History Schmistory: June 22. The Louis and Marie Show
Sunday, June 22, 2025
![By Jean Duplessis-Bertaux (1750-1818), d'après un dessin de Jean-Louis Prieur. Reproduction par P. G. Berthault dans les Tableaux historiques de la Révolution française. ([1]) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons](http://www.teammarcopolo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Flight-to-Varennes-.png)
By Jean Duplessis-Bertaux (1750-1818), d’après un dessin de Jean-Louis Prieur. Reproduction par P. G. Berthault dans les Tableaux historiques de la Révolution française. ([1]) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
History Schmistory: June 21. Gorillas in the Fog.
Saturday, June 21, 2025
1876: The first Gorilla arrives on British soil. Sings a few verses of “Rule, Britannia!”
‘Happy to be here?’
‘Gorilla’ by Matthias Appel,” CC BY
History Schmistory, June 21: Sun, You’re In Trouble!
Saturday, June 21, 2025
1633 – Galileo Galilei was forced by Inquisition to “abjure, curse, & detest” his Copernican heliocentric views (the view that the  planets revolve around the sun). I guess some people couldn’t handle the thought of not being in the spot light! However, Galileo can now relax & galiLAY out to enjoy the sun, which we now know, is the real star of the show!
Look who gets to say “I told you so!”
History Schmistory: June 20. Hide the Sausage.
Friday, June 20, 2025
1866 – Italy declares war on Austria. Austro-Prussian War begins. Many skip breakfast.
IMAGE: www.historicalnews.com
History Schmistory, June 20: Holy Toledo!
Friday, June 20, 2025
1212Â –Â French & Spanish crusaders united against the Almohaden at Toledo–the city which now happens to be very famous for its swords. Most of the people that live there now must be pretty sharp!
‘Toledo’ by MartinPutz , CC BY-SA
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History Schmistory: June 19. Let’s Conquer These Turkeys!
Thursday, June 19, 2025
1097: Europeans capture Antioch. Crusaders enroll at University.
IMAGE: www.armenian-history.com
