History Schmistory, May 24: Yo, Crusades!

1218 – The Fifth Crusade leaves Acre for Egypt.

Ludicrous Latin: Noster populus facit discrepantiam!

Our people make the difference!

Paris in the 60s. Mon Dieux!

History Schmistory: May 23. Hot Time in the Old Town.

1498: Girolamo Savonarola, Florentine priest, burnt at stake.

Ludicrous Latin: Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum!

Don’t you dare erase my hard disk!

Ludicrous Latin: Prahende uxorem meam, sis!

Take my wife, please!

History Schmistory: May 22. Not so Constant-ine

337: Emperor Constantine the Great dies, age 65, after a reign of 30+ years. After converting Rome to Chrisitanity, and founding a second empire at Constantinople, he dies before being able to collect Social Security.

History Schmistory: May 21 Otto-matic

993: Holy Roman Emperor Otto III is crowned.

Ludicrous Latin: Non sum pisces

I am not a fish.

History Schmistory: May 20. A Bunch of Nicea Guys.

325: The Council of Nicea begins. Constantine opens it with a joke, ends it with a Creed.

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