History Schmistory, June 9: You Go, Odo!
Monday, June 9, 2025
721Â –Â Odo of Aquitaine (no, not of Star Trek) defeats the Moors in the Battle of Toulouse. I guess they really didn’t have anymore to lose!Â
History Schmistory: June 8. Crown me, please!
Sunday, June 8, 2025
1867: Emperer Francis I of Austria is crowned King of Hungary following the ‘Ausgleich’. Looks like he already had quite a crown on his head. Did NOT do well on Match.com.

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History Schmistory, June 8: Louis Luie, Oh Baby!
Sunday, June 8, 2025
979 – Louis V de Luie, was crowned King of France. A little under 1000 years later, the Kingsmen went on to write a song with his name in it! I wonder if he gets Royalties?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cec1JInytH0
History Schmistory, June 7: An ImPORTant Day in the Netherlands
Saturday, June 7, 2025
1340Â –Â Count Willem IV of Holland founded the “Gateway to Europe” also know as the city of Rotterdam in the Netherlands. It has the largest port in all of Europe–whatcha think a’boat that?
History Schmistory: June 7. Vatican State created.
Saturday, June 7, 2025
1929: The Lateran Treaty creates an independent Vatican City State Vatican University immediately declares Vatican State their rival.

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My Brain Hurts!
Friday, June 6, 2025
Ludicrous Latin: Fac me cocleario vomere
Friday, June 6, 2025
Gag me with a spoon!

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History Schmistory: June 6. Marcus gets crass!
Friday, June 6, 2025
53 BCE: The Battle of Carrhae; Roman general Marcus Crassus and his army is destroyed by Parthians. Even worse, Parthians make fun of the name “Marcus.”

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History Schmistory, June 6: A “Peace” of History
Friday, June 6, 2025
1660 -Denmark & Sweden signed a peace treaty after nearly two years of fighting! C’mon you guys! Â We can’t even tell you apart!
History Schmistory, June 5: Titus fit
Thursday, June 5, 2025
70Â –Â Titus & his Roman legions breach the middle wall of Jerusalem. Â Some people will do anything to get a famous arch named after them.





