History Schmistory: Yo Ferdman & Izzy–I’m back!
Monday, March 15, 2021
1493. Christopher Columbus returns to Spain after 1st new world voyage. He brings potatoes, stories of Indians, and “Dancing with the Stars.”
The Christmas Elves of Scotland
Monday, December 7, 2020
In Scotland, during Christmas, roving bands of elves are warded off by defensive walls of fire. AWESOME!
History Schmistory: September 1. Where’s Leo?
Tuesday, September 1, 2020
1985: 73 years after the sinking of the Titanic, the ship’s remains are found by a joint French-US expedition. Women and children get the news first.
History Schmistory: August 31. Zeppelin’s Zeppelin
Monday, August 31, 2020
1895: German Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin patents his navigable balloon. He soon explores the heavens in search of the elusive stairway.
History Schmistory: August 30. “Vhaaaat?”
Sunday, August 30, 2020
1940: Nazi Germany re-assigns Romania’s Northern Transylvania territory to Hungary. They hold daytime meetings to avoid Dracula.
Deadword of the Day: Errorist
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
Errorist: One who errs. A proliferator of error.
As in: Major League Baseball has had its share of errorist attacks.
History Schmistory: August 25. Life on the Moon?
Tuesday, August 25, 2020
1835: The New York Sun begins to perpetuate what later became known as the Great Moon Hoax, six articles written by a fictitious doctor who claimed that he viewed the moon through “an immense telescope of an entirely new principle” and discovered it was inhabited by, among other things, bat-people…
The articles caused quite a stir, not seen again until another bat-like hoax hit the mainstream many moons later…
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History Schmistory: August 24. More Gospels Omitted!
Monday, August 24, 2020
1456: The Gutenberg Bible, the first major book produced on a moveable-type printing press, is complete.
History Schmistory: August 23. Silence! The Mad King Speaks!
Sunday, August 23, 2020
1775: King George III declares that the American colonies exist in a state of open and avowed rebellion. And that his teacup has turned the sugar against him.