Ludicrous Latin: Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum!

Don’t you dare erase my hard disk!

Ludicrous Latin: Prahende uxorem meam, sis!

Take my wife, please!

On the Set: Marco on the Street

Marco meets a lady in green. Wanna see more Marco on the street? Go here!

History Schmistory: May 21 Otto-matic

993: Holy Roman Emperor Otto III is crowned.

Ludicrous Latin: Non sum pisces

I am not a fish.

History Schmistory: May 20. A Bunch of Nicea Guys.

325: The Council of Nicea begins. Constantine opens it with a joke, ends it with a Creed.

Ludicrous Latin: Salve, Brute! Crepidas meas per clavos ad solum adfixinte?

Hey, Brutus! Did you nail my sandals to the floor?

Ludicrous Latin:Tua mater tam antiqua ut linguam latinam loquatur!

Your mother is so old, she speaks Latin.

Ludicrous Latin: Illiud Latine dici non potes!

You can’t say that in Latin.

Ludicrous Latin: Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus vntosissimis exponebantur ad necem!

In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags!

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