1900: Queen Elizabeth, ‘the Queen Mother’ is born. Not to be confused with Elizabeth II, who will most likely live forever.
History Schmistory: August 5. The Original “Harry”
Tuesday, August 5, 2025
1100: Henry I is crowned King of England in Westminster Abbey. This particular Henry was not significant enough for Shakespeare, and conveniently skipped.
History Schmistory: August 3. La Scala-kazam!
Sunday, August 3, 2025
History Schmistory: August 2. Bay of Henry?
Saturday, August 2, 2025
1610: Explorer Henry Hudson enters the bay later named after him, the Hudson Bay. Since his crew mutinied and left him for dead, an apology card was also in order. It’s in a bottle, floating out there somewhere. Sorry Hud!
History Schmistory: August 1. Breathe, durn-it!
Friday, August 1, 2025
History Schmistory: July 30. “Eat it, gravity!”
Wednesday, July 30, 2025
History Schmistory: July 29. The Final Frontier…
Tuesday, July 29, 2025
1958: President Dwight D. Eisenhower eagerly signs a federal statute that creates the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).
Sadly, they were never able to get him back to his home planet.
History Schmistory: July 28. This spud’s for you.
Monday, July 28, 2025
1586: The Potato is introduced into Britain from America. It quickly adopts a flawless British accent.
History Schmistory: July 27. Lend me your ears…..
Sunday, July 27, 2025
1890: Vincent van Gogh shoots himself; he dies two days later. Insert ear joke here.