History Schmistory, June 27: Halt Your Horses!
Sunday, June 27, 2021
1652 – New Amsterdam (now NYC) passed the 1st speed limit law in the U.S.A. Probably to prevent all the horse & carriage races that were taking place.
Woah! Slow it down, speed demon!
Ludicrous Latin:Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
Saturday, June 26, 2021
How do you get your hair to do that?
IMAGE:www.apetogentleman.com
History Schmistory: June 26. Quite a ride for twenty-five cents!
Saturday, June 26, 2021
1927: the Cyclone; arguably the father of the modern roller-coaster, opens at Coney Island to much fanfare and vomit.
“Cyclone in Fog,” by Missy S / CC BY
History Schmistory, June 26: The Cavity Catastrophe
Saturday, June 26, 2021
1498 – The toothbrush was invented. Interestingly, people started to tell more secrets.
Hush if you don’t brush!
History Schmistory: June 24. Dance Fever.
Friday, June 25, 2021
1374: The town of Aachen, Germany experiences a massive outbreak of St. John’s Dance, aka the Dancing Plague, a mass psychogenic illness (MPI) of the 14th – 17th centuries that actually caused large groups of people to dance uncontrollably until they passed out. Many can still be found at a Phish concert near you.
History Schmistory: June 25. Custer Bites the Bighorn.
Friday, June 25, 2021
1876: the ill-fated Battle of Little Bighorn culminates in the death of Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer. Gary Larson said it best:
History Schmistory, June 25: There’s Hope for a Magical Pope!
Friday, June 25, 2021
253 – St. Lucius I began his reign as Catholic Pope. This was before he fell in love with the dark arts & started working for Voldem…I mean, You-Know-Who!
What do you mean I can’t bring my wand to church?
History Schmistory, June 24: Dance Dance Revolution!
Thursday, June 24, 2021
1374 – A sudden outbreak of St. John’s Dance caused people in the streets of Aachen, Germany, to experience hallucinations and begin to jump and twitch uncontrollably until they collapse from exhaustion.This phenomena, know as “Dancing Mania” spread throughout Europe over the next few decades.
And still continues to effect “victims” all over the world today…
History Schmistory, June 23: Penn & Lenn-i
Wednesday, June 23, 2021
1683 – William Penn signed a friendship treaty with Lenni Lenape indians in Pennsylvania. It’s the only treaty “not sworn to, nor broken”
Like honest Abe once said…”The better part of one’s life consists of his friendships.”
Why can’t we be friends? Wait, We Can!!!
